Of all the rolla ruppa

This is going to be my vent out space so if anyone stumbled upon this piece looking for philosophical,ethereal,surreal,techno thoughts or to read some inspiro poetry, i think you should quickly click the X marker.
Entering 23rd year of life has been weird.For one this one entered with the Honey Singh "DOPE-SHOPE".classic.I hoped this year would be something like "CALCUTTA CALLING". funny how you think 5 years down the road would be.If day dreaming was to be counted as a hobby, sure I'd speak loads on it. But then nobody would want to hear about an X guy getting off a bike, with girls drooling all around and finally entering his office where he plays golf all day. Really.
Ajwani Shouted "BEST PARTEE EVER"..oops back the reality and being beaten up mercilessly by a gang of drunk soldiers singing happy budday all along. HIC.
The day after though turned to be the upside of it. SORRY dude, rejected IT was. AND there dropped the shoulders.Now where the heck are those car keys. I want to go back home and eat this misery out. Yes, chocolate truffle you are going to make me go through this pain. Everything seemed so damn quiet. Karan johar, 'dude' you can make a fukin movie on this. Phone call. reject. message. Oh gaddamn , let me be in peace.
My mum went into the "mera betaa sabse best phase". There came the shahi paneer and the ice-cream. HELLO. I GOT REJECTED.
the night phone calls got accepted and yes they were all nice.Your's truly did make some HO-SUM frnds and yes the soldier is ready for the next battle. Half dead though.

Cheers.